15th May 1949
Leader R. S. Howes
The leader of this meet being illiterate, no explanation is forthcoming as to why it was held at Mountbatten, what secret orgies took place in the three tents the night before, or why certain members visited (clandestinely) the back precincts of Pevril Castle without paying. It is also not known what the physiological effect was of six pennyworth of Russet Well water on six shillings worth of ice cream.

